unFortunate is the only place where you can view, create, share, and print your own fortunes.
Most Fortunate of All Time:
- 276 Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
- 98 Warranty void if cookie is broken
- 66 If you can do the robot, you can sneak into robot dance clubs.
- 64 It's better to be approximately right than precisely wrong.
- 63 The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.
- 39 Your luck will completely change today.
- 32 Wherever you go, there you are.
- 26 Yes, you should get that pierced.
- 24 Getting the right answers is only possible when you have asked the right questions.
- 23 A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.
Most Unfortunate of All Time:
- 145 George Bush is still president.
- 43 Your food was poisoned.
- 34 Kill yourself.
- 28 Bad luck and misfortune will plague your pathetic life for all eternity.
- 25 How many times will you read these things and get your hopes up for some great advice? Tomorrow, you will die.
- 19 i am nonimage
- 18 you'll be stepping on a pig's poo
- 16 you will lose
- 16 Your parents will never love you
- 15 Exam is going to start soon
Most Fortunate This Week:
Most Unfortunate This Week:
Most Fortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
Most Unfortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
© Copyright Parallel LLC 2007 - All rights reserved
Brilliant! Your friends will love it.