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Most Fortunate of All Time:
- 249 Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
- 87 Warranty void if cookie is broken
- 64 If you can do the robot, you can sneak into robot dance clubs.
- 62 It's better to be approximately right than precisely wrong.
- 60 The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.
- 37 Your luck will completely change today.
- 31 Wherever you go, there you are.
- 26 Yes, you should get that pierced.
- 23 Getting the right answers is only possible when you have asked the right questions.
- 23 A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.
Most Unfortunate of All Time:
- 143 George Bush is still president.
- 39 Your food was poisoned.
- 31 Kill yourself.
- 26 Bad luck and misfortune will plague your pathetic life for all eternity.
- 21 How many times will you read these things and get your hopes up for some great advice? Tomorrow, you will die.
- 18 you'll be stepping on a pig's poo
- 18 i am nonimage
- 16 Your parents will never love you
- 16 you will lose
- 15 Exam is going to start soon
Most Fortunate This Week:
- 9 Chinese Babies For Sale: OFF COUPON!
- 7 The Matrix Has You
- 7 Thank You! Come Again!
- 6 you will win a million dollars
- 6 Do not eat yellow snow.
- 5 Never confuse your mistakes with your value as a human being
- 5 Don't believe your horoscope
- 5 I think, i can.
- 5 You will do business with a Nigerian prince!
- 5 he who fights and runs away should consider another weapon or line of work
Most Unfortunate This Week:
- 8 Tonight, we dine in HELL
- 6 Show this fortune to 20 of your friends within 2 hours or you will die on cancer...
- 6 Someone will follow you home.
- 6 You will die a grueling death soon
- 6 Guess what I'm holding in my hand while typing this...
- 5 I'm Sorry... These are Definitely Not
- 4 Your are a Canookistani nymphomaniac
- 4 Your computer has crashed.
- 3 relationships are for those that enjoy self mutilation
- 3 Work is making you sick
Most Fortunate Today:
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Most Unfortunate Today:
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