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Write your congressman. http://www.itsunfortunate.com/568d0dab5f0006b0cc1c6e537bc1f5ec http://www.itsunfortunate.com/568d0dab5f0006b0cc1c6e537bc1f5ec Wed, 28 May 2008 17:03:20 EST Lucky Numbers: 44 47 90 38 4 0, Word: leukemia, Pinyin: bai xue bing Bad luck and sorrow will plague your whole life for all eternity. Good for you. ♫ http://www.itsunfortunate.com/6f4e450ee4c30d31978a6494b5f130a6 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/6f4e450ee4c30d31978a6494b5f130a6 Wed, 28 May 2008 17:02:16 EST Lucky Numbers: 81 27 36 71 1 13, Word: insufficient, Pinyin: bu zu You're gonna be rich. I know what you're thinking; don't get too cocky. http://www.itsunfortunate.com/896ceabe848409c69577a9471e48b95c http://www.itsunfortunate.com/896ceabe848409c69577a9471e48b95c Wed, 28 May 2008 17:01:14 EST Lucky Numbers: 51 31 94 81 19 13, Word: villa, Pinyin: bie shu When in doubt, Google it. http://www.itsunfortunate.com/7c07486c20c903a2391e85d4bde60b35 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/7c07486c20c903a2391e85d4bde60b35 Wed, 28 May 2008 16:54:26 EST Lucky Numbers: 44 93 32 77 84 27, Word: calm, Pinyin: cong rong bu po the pen is mightier than the sword http://www.itsunfortunate.com/df3f7767b89af6e278b89eba53f01adf http://www.itsunfortunate.com/df3f7767b89af6e278b89eba53f01adf Wed, 28 May 2008 05:58:26 EST Lucky Numbers: 55 52 77 94 10 79, Word: spot, Pinyin: ban dian Stop searching forever; happiness is right beside you. http://www.itsunfortunate.com/be9bc5487636ceb7be8c899b7a82a5c1 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/be9bc5487636ceb7be8c899b7a82a5c1 Mon, 26 May 2008 18:53:41 EST Lucky Numbers: 57 80 71 72 72 89, Word: exaltation, Pinyin: chao sheng Stop searching for happiness, it is right beside you . http://www.itsunfortunate.com/10e8a759c3fe6db0452378894daced22 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/10e8a759c3fe6db0452378894daced22 Mon, 26 May 2008 18:33:54 EST Lucky Numbers: 69 88 69 40 65 83, Word: bright, Pinyin: fou You will die a slow, painful, horrible, vicious death http://www.itsunfortunate.com/028c51d0a268a2c087fdae5a4d4a7a9a http://www.itsunfortunate.com/028c51d0a268a2c087fdae5a4d4a7a9a Mon, 26 May 2008 13:44:26 EST Lucky Numbers: 21 32 66 38 37 32, Word: tailor, Pinyin: chu zu qi che ching http://www.itsunfortunate.com/8162914bceeba7c32dfb3cd86810a64d http://www.itsunfortunate.com/8162914bceeba7c32dfb3cd86810a64d Mon, 26 May 2008 13:43:54 EST Lucky Numbers: 30 51 78 66 76 92, Word: isinglass, Pinyin: biao jiao 25% percent of you can read this this perfectly. The other 75% don't notice the extra this. http://www.itsunfortunate.com/ec48d81d74a4f62aeee2ee89e1bbde84 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/ec48d81d74a4f62aeee2ee89e1bbde84 Mon, 26 May 2008 13:43:31 EST Lucky Numbers: 65 37 40 96 64 72, Word: intestines, Pinyin: chang Doggystyle - brings pleasure to us all http://www.itsunfortunate.com/5719328f6ad79ddb319cdf303a43b98d http://www.itsunfortunate.com/5719328f6ad79ddb319cdf303a43b98d Mon, 26 May 2008 13:41:33 EST Lucky Numbers: 15 32 88 99 25 2, Word: invariably, Pinyin: bu bian hua 1234567890 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/a8665f5931eec778d116cf430f1083bc http://www.itsunfortunate.com/a8665f5931eec778d116cf430f1083bc Mon, 26 May 2008 13:41:02 EST Lucky Numbers: 38 88 99 84 14 58, Word: remarks, Pinyin: chu zu qi che Giant penises make everybody happy http://www.itsunfortunate.com/1252e4c61641cb8ce342de91f881bdc5 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/1252e4c61641cb8ce342de91f881bdc5 Mon, 26 May 2008 13:40:33 EST Lucky Numbers: 3 65 53 97 75 12, Word: niche, Pinyin: bi kan Your virgin asshole will be raped by the hands of your father http://www.itsunfortunate.com/01f9aa2d4aa7e03d73f4d5805b4f9a5f http://www.itsunfortunate.com/01f9aa2d4aa7e03d73f4d5805b4f9a5f Mon, 26 May 2008 13:40:06 EST Lucky Numbers: 25 72 78 30 82 68, Word: pineapple, Pinyin: feng li Harout [Harry] Pehlivanian is your GOD! http://www.itsunfortunate.com/c136067487b91a1e9118a409e789153b http://www.itsunfortunate.com/c136067487b91a1e9118a409e789153b Mon, 26 May 2008 13:39:33 EST Lucky Numbers: 51 5 42 55 85 5, Word: (onomat.), Pinyin: chu zu che Big Brother is watching you http://www.itsunfortunate.com/2e7427e3b85e3ac3a84ca027bdc210bf http://www.itsunfortunate.com/2e7427e3b85e3ac3a84ca027bdc210bf Mon, 26 May 2008 13:38:51 EST Lucky Numbers: 54 39 80 47 33 59, Word: guard, Pinyin: ba shou OBAMA '08 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/31baa9f77f7c7d8d7886b633cf0ad28f http://www.itsunfortunate.com/31baa9f77f7c7d8d7886b633cf0ad28f Mon, 26 May 2008 13:38:11 EST Lucky Numbers: 65 88 80 87 36 23, Word: bustling, Pinyin: cao Toorkin mayruh beed koonvee http://www.itsunfortunate.com/605aeccc628850650bfc9c63ed1c2ed9 http://www.itsunfortunate.com/605aeccc628850650bfc9c63ed1c2ed9 Mon, 26 May 2008 13:37:43 EST Lucky Numbers: 81 43 43 40 20 1, Word: messenger, Pinyin: chuan di zhe