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		<title>Accurate Psychic Readings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Psychic readers are often trivialized as fortune-tellers at the local fair. However, an effective psychic reader has the ability to address mental and emotional issues, such as pitfalls and bad relationships and how to deal with them; accurate counseling can help seekers address the core of the issue and make better progress in all aspects [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Psychic readers are often trivialized as fortune-tellers at the local fair. However, an effective psychic reader has the ability to address mental and emotional issues, such as pitfalls and bad relationships and how to deal with them; accurate counseling can help seekers address the core of the issue and make better progress in all aspects of their life.</p>
<p>However, doubts on a psychic reader&#8217;s credibility begin to crop up when a prediction goes awry. For instance, a psychic may predict that a major shift in the seeker&#8217;s relationship will occur in about a year. But when that year is up, and he finds himself in the same relationship, he tends to assume the prophecy was erroneous. Unfortunately, it is not so straightforward.</p>
<p>A psychic reader&#8217;s prophecy is not an engraving set in stone. Accuracy is very important in a psychic reading but, in every seeker&#8217;s individual life, free will is supreme. Psychic readers do not usually see an inflexible, predestined event. They see the patterns at work in the seeker&#8217;s life and how and when they are likely to manifest into certain events &#8211; IF his current momentum remains unchanged.</p>
<p>Accuracy must also reflect a psychic&#8217;s ability to offer lucid insights that a seeker could then apply to the issue in a practical manner. In the context of a bad relationship or marriage for instance, a seeker may be told, &#8220;Your relationship is coming to an end,&#8221; followed by an account of why that is being seen. </p>
<p>Whether it is overwhelming job responsibilities or a bad temperament, why a relationship is heading towards disaster is more important than whether it will end. When the seeker begins to understand why things are going wrong and takes measure to rectify it, he takes the first step towards making a change, thus altering the psychic reader&#8217;s ominous prophecy.</p>
<p>I am thinking if you really want to change your destiny you should just take control of your future. If you are lazy &#8211; work harder. If you are fat then use some <a href="http://www.daily-reviews.com/health/medifast-coupons/">medifast coupons</a> to lose some weight. Control your own destiny, don&#8217;t take someone else&#8217;s word for it.</p>
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		<title>Use Fortune Cookies to Spice up Romance!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 20:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Food and romance go hand in hand. But, if you&#8217;re on a budget, you don&#8217;t need to spend a lot of money to show your sweetie that you love him. You can have a romantic meal at home for the cost of a regular meal. The food you choose is not nearly as important as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Food and romance go hand in hand. But, if you&#8217;re on a budget, you don&#8217;t need to spend a lot of money to show your sweetie that you love him. You can have a romantic meal at home for the cost of a regular meal. The food you choose is not nearly as important as the atmosphere you create. You could easily make a very romantic meal from pizza or sandwiches if you take the time to create the perfect ambiance in the room.</p>
<p>Choose your main dish according to your partner&#8217;s favorite dishes. There&#8217;s no point in feeding him something he dislikes. Plus, an upset stomach is not very romantic, so take his food preferences into account when planning.</p>
<p>Appetizers are a great way to dress up any meal. Some favorite romantic additions include asparagus, artichokes, oysters, black beans, strawberries, and chocolate.</p>
<p>The presentation of your meal is more important than the foods you serve. Keep things simple and mix flavors and textures, giving the meal contrast and different shapes. Plan ahead and prepare everything you can in advance so that your final meal preparation goes quickly. Romantic foods can include almost anything if you serve the meal with soft candlelight and music.</p>
<p>Here are some additional tips to plan that perfect romantic meal:</p>
<p>Decorate your table with tall candles and inexpensive flowers placed in a glass vase.</p>
<p>Add a pretty tablecloth and cloth napkins to add elegance to your romantic meal.</p>
<p>Fold your napkins into decorative shapes and use napkin holders made from colorful paper with romantic massages or poetry written on the paper.</p>
<p>Use your best dishes or simply purchase 2 plates in a discount or thrift store.</p>
<p>Strawberries dipped in chocolate are not only yummy, but they are very romantic.</p>
<p>Purchase inexpensive fortune cookies with romantic fortunes inside for a little excitement if you desire or print out your own. Use a <a href="http://www.ourbabyweb.com/4inkjets-coupons/">4inkjets coupon</a> to save on the ink.</p>
<p>Use your imagination instead of your credit cards to create a romantic meal that neither of you will soon forget. You&#8217;ll be able to relax and enjoy your romantic meal, knowing that you aren&#8217;t going into debt enjoying it.</p>
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		<title>How to make Fortune Cookies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Surprise your guests and give them good fortune with homemade fortune cookies. We love this idea, its great for all you MLM marketers out there too, just bake up some cookies for your friends and then have their fortunes be something about starting their own business.  Or I can imagine companies paying to put their [...]]]></description>
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<p>Surprise your guests and give them good fortune with homemade fortune cookies.</p>
<p>We love this idea, its great for all you MLM marketers out there too, just bake up some cookies for your friends and then have their fortunes be something about starting their own business.  Or I can imagine companies paying to put their coupon codes in fortune cookies.  Can you imagine a <a href="http://www.discountspies.com/1800contacts-order-code/">1800contacts order code</a> in a fortune cookie?  Funny stuff.</p>
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		<title>CLOSED*GIVEAWAY: Fortune Cookie Soap*</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 08:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Forgot to say MUST BE SUBSCRIBER!! and for more fun sub my new 2nd channel! www.youtube.com This contest ends July 15!!! Winner will be announced July 16! Fortunecookiesoap.com
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<p>Two men in Idaho are crediting a fortune cookie with their recent 0000 powerball win. The store that sold them the ticket also sold another winning ticket just a week earlier. (March 11)</p>
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		<title>fortune cookie &#8220;Don&#8217;t be sorrow over an unhappy incident.Brace yourself&#8221; means what?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 20:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by jasonsewell Question: fortune cookie &#8220;Don&#8217;t be sorrow over an unhappy incident.Brace yourself&#8221; means what? Would like to know a little history of fortune cookies and possible translations to the following fortune &#8220;Don&#8217;t be sorrow over an unhappy incident. Brace yourself&#8221;. translations may be humerous or more indepth and informative. Your views would be greatly [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><i>Question</i>: fortune cookie &#8220;Don&#8217;t be sorrow over an unhappy incident.Brace yourself&#8221; means what?</strong><br />
Would like to know a little history of fortune cookies and possible translations to the following fortune &#8220;Don&#8217;t be sorrow over an unhappy incident. Brace yourself&#8221;. translations may be humerous or more indepth and informative.  Your views would be greatly appreciated.</p>
<p><strong>Answer:</strong></p>
<p><i>Answer by djm749</i><br/>I got one once that said, &#8220;That wasn&#8217;t Chicken.&#8221; Just kidding.</p>
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		<title>i ate chinese food w/ some friends tonite&#8230;when we were reading our &#8220;fortune cookie&#8221; fortune?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 08:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: i ate chinese food w/ some friends tonite&#8230;when we were reading our &#8220;fortune cookie&#8221; fortune? My cookie was completely empty!!!! Does that mean anything&#8230;? i know they&#8217;re not &#8216;real&#8217; but they&#8217;re still fun! Answer: Answer by Chris HI read once that it means death.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><i>Question</i>: i ate chinese food w/ some friends tonite&#8230;when we were reading our &#8220;fortune cookie&#8221; fortune?</strong><br />
My cookie was completely empty!!!!   Does that mean anything&#8230;?<br />
i know they&#8217;re not &#8216;real&#8217; but they&#8217;re still fun!</p>
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<p><i>Answer by Chris H</i><br/>I read once that it means death.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the difference between a &#8220;fortune cookie&#8221;, and a &#8220;torture cookie&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 20:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><i>Question</i>: What&#8217;s the difference between a &#8220;fortune cookie&#8221;, and a &#8220;torture cookie&#8221;?</strong><br />
Either way, you aren&#8217;t going to get any reliable information&#8230;..?</p>
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<p><i>Answer by judy</i><br/>self explanatory</p>
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		<title>Fortune cookie: &#8220;Someone you know is waiting for your praise&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 08:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by jinnx_ Question: Fortune cookie: &#8220;Someone you know is waiting for your praise&#8221;? How do fortune cookies know what to say??? Answer: Answer by CoryThey don&#8217;t, its all crap.]]></description>
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<p><strong><i>Question</i>: Fortune cookie: &#8220;Someone you know is waiting for your praise&#8221;?</strong><br />
How do fortune cookies know what to say???</p>
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<p><i>Answer by Cory</i><br/>They don&#8217;t, its all crap.</p>
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		<title>Fortune cookie: &#8220;Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom.&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 20:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: Fortune cookie: &#8220;Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom.&#8221;? Shouldn&#8217;t we be unshaken in our convictions? Wouldn&#8217;t doubt undermine our belief system? Answer: Answer by ¤Blackhoof Buccaneers Revenge¤What if you hold some views that aren&#8217;t healthy. Some people do. And I don&#8217;t just mean religion. For some to doubt some of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><i>Question</i>: Fortune cookie: &#8220;Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom.&#8221;?</strong><br />
Shouldn&#8217;t we be unshaken in our convictions? Wouldn&#8217;t doubt undermine our belief system?</p>
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<p><i>Answer by ¤Blackhoof Buccaneers Revenge¤</i><br/>What if you hold some views that aren&#8217;t healthy. Some people do. And I don&#8217;t just mean religion. For some to doubt some of the views they hold isn&#8217;t necessarily bad&#8230;for them it might be an improvement. No need for them to be stubborn against improving.</p>
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		<title>I had a fortune cookie. &#8220;If you tempt a girl with a nut, you will get bitten.&#8221; What does that even mean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 08:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by maza34 Question: I had a fortune cookie. &#8220;If you tempt a girl with a nut, you will get bitten.&#8221; What does that even mean? Answer: Answer by Viol3tInteresting fortune lol maybe it&#8217;s something equivilant to if you play with fire you&#8217;ll get burned other than that I can&#8217;t think of anything if the girl [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><i>Question</i>: I had a fortune cookie. &#8220;If you tempt a girl with a nut, you will get bitten.&#8221; What does that even mean?</strong></p>
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<p><i>Answer by Viol3t</i><br/>Interesting fortune lol<br />
maybe  it&#8217;s something equivilant to if you play with fire you&#8217;ll get burned<br />
other than that I can&#8217;t think of anything<br />
if the girl was a squirel it would make perfect sence</p>
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